Dear Poltergeist Toys,
I've checked historical records and the house wasn't built on a Native American toy burial ground. I've checked your switches and they're off. I called Egon Spangler and he couldn't find any ectoplasm.
I'm not sure how or why you've been tormenting us with your random electronic squeals, but I will say we know you're here and we don't want to play.
Don't make me call Sam and Dean Winchester.
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