You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that?

Obi-Wubster Kenobi has been quite deceptive lately...

Hey, monkey...do you have poop in your diaper?
No.
Are you sure, monkey? Something smells a bit...off.
[Waves hand] This is not the dirty diaper you're looking for.
This is not the dirty diaper I'm looking for.
[Waves hand] He can go about his business.
You can go about your business.
[Waves hand] Here's some candy.
Here's some candy.

Doug?!? Why does The Wubster have a jumbo bag of peanut M&Ms?
[Waves hand] Your husband is amazing.
That only works on the weak-minded.
Drat!