Guilty

I'm going to get four nights of uninterrupted sleep.

FOUR! WHOLE! NIGHTS!

If it is interrupted it won't be because of Meli (The Wubster of our two Golden Retrievers) waking up in the middle of the night to go outside and bark at absolutely nothing pee.

It won't be because The Wubster wakes up screaming.

It won't be because The Wubster crawls into our bed and headbutts me or kicks me in the groin until he falls asleep.

It won't be because SheWhoWontYetSleepThroughTheNight won't yet sleep through the night.

It'll be my own fault.

It'll be because I miss the interruptions.

It'll be because I feel guilty for the opportunity.