Ah-ONE!
Ah-TWO!
Ah-THREE...CRUNCH!
Tonight, I watched Mini-Me and The Wubster joyfully devour a Tootsie Pop and a Dum-Dum, respectively, and I realized that, while my boys may never get a chance to see an owl eat a Tootsie Pop, they're carrying on his philosophy.
There's no convincing them to savor their sugary treats...
What's a dad who prefers savoring to crunching to do? A wise old owl once told me, "If you can't beat 'em...CRUNCH 'em!"
Hey, Wubster! Take it easy...lick the sucker. You don't have to chomp it.
Otay...CRUNCH! [he mumbles as green drool pours from his mouth like blood from a zombie mindlessly devouring...brains]
Mini-Me! Same thing, dude...don't bite it...lick it. Enjoy it...
Okay daddy...CRUNCH...but I am enjoying it...CRUNCH CRUNCH!
I love that effing owl!
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